“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
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im slowly unlearning how to english
(Source: early-lavender, via unescapable)