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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via dontbesadlove)

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

(via inbox)

savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

Fun Fact:

Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy. 

(via inbox)

im slowly unlearning how to english

(Source: early-lavender, via unescapable)

bees:

in the trap

(via uselesskids)

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